scruffythegodofthunder: zzorbing: When it comes to online dating, most women fear meeting a serial killer. Most men fear meeting someone fat. how am I supposed to dump her body in a lake if I can’t get her out of the trunk i mean come on..lifting a dead body is hard on the back as is!
thisisseann asked: happy birthday dude!
today is my birthday! :D Damn…20 years ago today I was born…..I’m getting old.
failfox: lovewithoutfearofsociety: pockytardis: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he...